Description of a biker

1). When you have said the following: "My bike isn't loosing oil, it's just pissing of it's territory.

2). You have lightened the barbecue on a family reunion with the flame from a welder.

3). Your children have either Harley or Davidson in their name.

4). The number of Harley T-shirts you own are greater that the number of underwear.

5). The only good day is a day where you can ride your bike.

6). You can't get to sleep before saying "Harley Davidson vroom vroom.

7). Your guest are about to die of hunger because the have to see all you Harley-pictures.

8). All your pictures consist of you/your Harley/an almost nude girl.

9). You use more time on bikes than on nude girls in the biker-magazines.

10). You reuse old oil in your car because: "It's only a car".

11). You know the dates of superrally better than you weddingdate.

12). You are wearing something with the name Harley Davidson every day.

13). Your wedding picture is : You your Harley and oh yes the bride.

14). The weather is bad so your sitting on your started Harley in your garage.

15). The first thing you are saying after running in to a car is : "Is my Harley okay."

16). You have run into a car and broken your leg in 3 places and the only thing you have to say to the medics is: "It's okay I can ride home."

17). In your opinion other motorcycle developers should keep on constructing cars - or what they are doing now.

18). It hasn't been a good party, before you have performed a burnout in the bar.

19). In you opinion a real biker bar is, a bar where you can take your Harley with you.

20). Your dream is to own a Harley-shop.

21). You swap your signed photo of Pamela Anderson with one of Peter Fonda.

22). You can all the Harley Davidson models including years, but you can not remember a president before Bill Clinton.

23). Your version of a suit: Chaps, leatherwest and a leatherjacket.

24). You have a refrigerator in your garage but it's only meant for beer.

25). Your garage/workshop is bigger than your house.

26). Your parrot can say : "This is the police.", faultless.

27). You think Beer is a verb.

28). This first thing your thinking about after having good sex with your girlfriend is : "I wonder if the Harley will start tomorrow".

29). The first thing you have to see when on vacation is a Harley-store.

30). In your opinion the most hot clothing right now is black and leather.

31). Your car has a built in ramp.

32). Your kids learn to sit on the pillion before they can walk.

33). You have a complete set of Harley tools, but don't have anything that fits on you wife's car.

34). You can't see anything out your back window because of all the Harley streamers.

35). You remove some of you wife's books to get space for biker magazines.

36). Your jeans from the last rally can stand up by them self.

37). Your house is a place where only Harley's may park.

38). You refer to your Harley as a person.

39). You come out from a Harley-shop covered with new parts and your wife and kids have to move to the back seat to give place for the parts on the front seat.

40). Your garage has heating so you can work when it's cold outside.

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