1).
When you have said the following:
"My bike isn't loosing oil, it's just pissing of it's territory.
2).
You have lightened the barbecue
on a family reunion with the flame from a welder.
3).
Your children have either Harley
or Davidson in their name.
4).
The number of Harley T-shirts
you own are greater that the number of underwear.
5).
The only good day is a day where
you can ride your bike.
6).
You can't get to sleep before
saying "Harley Davidson vroom vroom.
7).
Your guest are about to die of
hunger because the have to see all you Harley-pictures.
8).
All your pictures consist of you/your
Harley/an almost nude girl.
9).
You use more time on bikes than
on nude girls in the biker-magazines.
10).
You reuse old oil in your car
because: "It's only a car".
11).
You know the dates of superrally
better than you weddingdate.
12).
You are wearing something with
the name Harley Davidson every day.
13).
Your wedding picture is : You
your Harley and oh yes the bride.
14).
The weather is bad so your sitting
on your started Harley in your garage.
15).
The first thing you are saying
after running in to a car is : "Is my Harley okay."
16).
You have run into a car and broken
your leg in 3 places and the only thing you have to say to the medics is: "It's
okay I can ride home."
17).
In your opinion other motorcycle
developers should keep on constructing cars - or what they are doing now.
18).
It hasn't been a good party,
before you have performed a burnout in the bar.
19).
In you opinion a real biker bar
is, a bar where you can take your Harley with you.
20).
Your dream is to own a Harley-shop.
21).
You swap your signed photo of
Pamela Anderson with one of Peter Fonda.
22).
You can all the Harley Davidson
models including years, but you can not remember a president before Bill Clinton.
23).
Your version of a suit: Chaps,
leatherwest and a leatherjacket.
24).
You have a refrigerator in your
garage but it's only meant for beer.
25).
Your garage/workshop is bigger
than your house.
26).
Your parrot can say : "This is
the police.", faultless.
27).
You think Beer is a verb.
28).
This first thing your thinking
about after having good sex with your girlfriend is : "I wonder if the Harley will
start tomorrow".
29).
The first thing you have to see
when on vacation is a Harley-store.
30).
In your opinion the most hot
clothing right now is black and leather.
31).
Your car has a built in ramp.
32).
Your kids learn to sit on the
pillion before they can walk.
33).
You have a complete set of Harley
tools, but don't have anything that fits on you wife's car.
34).
You can't see anything out your
back window because of all the Harley streamers.
35).
You remove some of you wife's
books to get space for biker magazines.
36).
Your jeans from the last rally
can stand up by them self.
37).
Your house is a place where only
Harley's may park.
38).
You refer to your Harley as a
person.
39).
You come out from a Harley-shop
covered with new parts and your wife and kids have to move to the back seat to give
place for the parts on the front seat.
40).
Your garage has heating so you
can work when it's cold outside.